Mr. See and Mr. Soar were old friends. See owned a saw and Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See’s saw before See saw Soar’s seesaw,

then See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw.

But See saw Soar and Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw
See’s saw, so See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.

It was a shame to let See see Soar so sore

just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.

 

 Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite, the celebrated theological statistician.

Miss Smith’s fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish / моллюск/.

  My head got better when I went to bed at ten instead of eleven.

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 Nat the bat swats at Matt the gnat.